This idea is completely stolen from the fabulous geniusness of ransomedsea . Ask the characters of Spam: The Novel a question or two -- and they will answer you in their own unique and darling voices!

(this is good in two ways: it helps me get inside the characters' minds, and plus you get to help write the story. See? Win-win!)

P.S. Until I have everything transferred over here, you can read other Spam: The Novel updates here.

Poll #1270373 The Ask-A-Spam-Character-A-Question Poll
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: None, participants: 6

Ask Pipkin Stellhorn a question or two:

Ask Cearley Kyzar a question or two:

Ask Ransom a question or two:

Ask Laclaire Farland a question or two: